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Krystal h

A firey red head with attitude that packs a punch, she will let you know if u step outta line with beautiful eyes that stares right into your soal she is lovable even when she pisses u off ....
Allways ready to party or chill no matter if its day or night just perfect kinda girl for all occasions...

Loves a bargain or even something free and not afraid to get grubby to earn her keep ...
If u manage to get hold of a krystal and I'm not talking of the amphetamine type hold onto her never let go even till ur last breath she will encaptivate your heart
Hey bitch have u heard from krystal .... I think she's with that tricky fella

Krystal h -firey temptress
by K-Minxie October 7, 2018
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H

A form of texting used when you lack of words
1. As a filler when you don't know what to talk about/to let them know you understand
2. To discribe someone
3. To make something clear

4. As an adjective
1. Them: "so...yeah."

You: "h"
2. "They're so...how do I say it..?" "H."
3. "I DID NOT TELL HER! H"
4. "This is so H!"
by Frigginclod April 21, 2018
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d o h

Dave: You went to Vegas?? You get d o h?
Ty: Hell yeah brotha. Both!
by CTdOyle June 5, 2018
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K J H

Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!
K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school
by Wack DIsh Soap June 5, 2018
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Triple H

The man who buries talent and makes mockery out of wrestling for his own amusement. He was part of the kliq, which held up high political power in the locker room back in the 90s and made it hell for other wrestlers. 'The Game' as he is called fucked over Kane, Booker T, Chris Jericho, RVD, Goldberg, Randy Orton, and CM Punk. He was infamous for his 'reign of terror', a heel title reign which lasted from 2002 to 2005.
Wow, I can't wait till so and so will beat Triple H- Oh wait he was pinned by Triple H in Wrestlemania!
by Bonnie Knight June 6, 2018
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Power H

Sexual activity where the woman is the middle line in the H (from a cross view perspective)
We gave Lacy a power H last night.
by AkiOlathe June 9, 2018
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a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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