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John Bradshaw Layfield, an infamous 'professional' wrestler of the 2000s. Regarded as a 'legend' or dare I say, 'God of wrestling'. Bradshaw was the one-half of the APA, before splitting off as a heel racist Texan who gained a lot of money from the stockmarket. This cowboy-wearing asshole, funny enough, has almost, maybe more than what his heelish promos let you to believe. The 'wrestler' would constantly harass his fellow workers in a rather not-okay-should-settle-this-shit-in-wrestling-court way. Reportedly he has busted open the Blue Meanie during the Invasion angle. This fuck has slipped his finger up people's asses while they're alone in the shower, like if it was a sick rib. The including of which are the following he has molested, Edge, Christian, the Hardy boys, and many more that I have yet to find out. He also threaten to rape Brian Christopher.
JBL: "Nice ass there, mind if I shove my finger up yours?"
by Bonnie Knight June 06, 2018
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The man who buries talent and makes mockery out of wrestling for his own amusement. He was part of the kliq, which held up high political power in the locker room back in the 90s and made it hell for other wrestlers. 'The Game' as he is called fucked over Kane, Booker T, Chris Jericho, RVD, Goldberg, Randy Orton, and CM Punk. He was infamous for his 'reign of terror', a heel title reign which lasted from 2002 to 2005.
Wow, I can't wait till so and so will beat Triple H- Oh wait he was pinned by Triple H in Wrestlemania!
by Bonnie Knight May 16, 2018
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A term used for whenever a Viltrumite pierces through the chest of their enemy with their opened hand, acting as a sort of blade, in the well-known indie comic, "Invincible". This form of an attack was intended for a quick kill throughout the series and is well known for the Viltrumite race's usage of such attack.
Conquest just fucking Viltrumite Punched Invincible!!
by Bonnie Knight June 07, 2018
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