Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023

Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.

"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.

by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023

Violently faded

When you smoking that gas, shit be getting you violently faded

This shits got me violently faded

by Thombstone May 21, 2023

soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay

When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”

by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Double Faced Entendre

A double-faced entendre, a term coined by, is a person who has two completely different sides or personalities, an “angel side, and a devil side”.

The good side, the "angel side" is the personality which shows all the nice things a person can do. This side is about being caring, understanding, and unselfish. It's like being kind and helping others, making them feel good. This good side wants people to get along and be happy together.

The "bad" side, the "devil side" is more about a backstabbing, selfish, evil personality. It's the part that might make us do things without thinking, even if they're really bad things.

Matt: I just broke up with my girlfriend, she was a really double faced entendre.

by OkrimEz August 31, 2023

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 3, 2023