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family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
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Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
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The family barbecue

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
by spiritwanderer3 July 30, 2024
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cheeky family

The original cheeky family hail from manchester and were born in the mid 1990's, a few years before the millenium. You will often find the cheeky family rolling off beds, throwing up, saying memorable/funny quotes such as 'turning the lights on will make everything real' - (papa cheeky 1/1/2012)

The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING
'omg look its the cheeky family walking down market street, they're so cool and cheekeh'
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family
by papa cheeky October 1, 2012
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family support

A sweet/innocent-sounding term for frequent/ongoing financial handouts that one or more mooching relatives (such as adult-children or nephews/nieces) request/expect from one or more fiscally-solvent/responsible relatives (such as parents, grandparents, or aunts/uncles), step-relatives, or in-laws.
Disgusted step-father: Boy, when I agreed to a "family support" clause in the prenup, it never occurred to me that I'd be expected to actually FINANCIALLY SUPPORT my apathetic step-daughter and her lazy good-for-nothing live-in boyfriend! They act like they love and appreciate me, but I know they really only view me as a walking ATM!
by QuacksO January 2, 2017
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Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.
by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019
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Home & Family

An American daytime talk show. The series originally premiered on April 1, 1996 on The Family Channel, and was dropped by the network immediately prior to its 1998 relaunch as the Fox Family Channel.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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