patch of crazy

Another word for vagina

Heather is such a whore, she cant keep her patch of crazy closed!

patch of crazy by G*bby April 10, 2007

Ape-ass Crazy 

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

Ape-ass Crazy by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Pterodactyl shit crazy 

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy

Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.

Pterodactyl shit crazy by Cazboab December 13, 2010

catching the crazy turkey 

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

catching the crazy turkey by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

The Crazy Monkey 

When two lesbians use a banana as a dildo whilst participating in crazy lesbian sex. The taker hangs upside down while screaming like a crazy monkey.

Dude I walked past a tree today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey!

I watched a lesbian porno today and saw two lesbians doing The Crazy Monkey and I went bananas.

The Crazy Monkey by SELLCK January 1, 2008

Hot Box of Crazy 

A person who is more than a little unstable. One who is Batshit Insane.

Apparently people don't like working with Betty Buckley because she's a hot box of crazy.

Hot Box of Crazy by Chance H October 3, 2008

bunny-boilin' crazy 

A reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction" when the mistress boiled the family pet to get back at the husband for the rejection. A woman that does something crazy and sometimes frightening when rejected by a man.

After I said I wanted to break it off she called my cell 20 times and drove past my house to see if there was another girl there. That girl is bunny-boilin' crazy.

bunny-boilin' crazy by I. M. Single-Again April 4, 2009