Bum-Stress

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off

Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...

by Dunkman4000 May 12, 2011

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 28, 2020

bum fountain

when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain

friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain

by bumfountain123 December 02, 2019

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 09, 2019

Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023

Bum Activity

- the act of freeloading off a group or individual.

Ex. - A person accepting a date for the free food.
Ex. 2- A person asking to hit off your joint.
Ex. 3- A person not ordering food then still asking to get a piece of your meal.

That b*tch is always on her bum activity with all the dudes she meets.

by SanchoPlug April 11, 2022

bum slurry

a steaming pile of apres stella brown gold

"leave it for 10 to 15 minutes, i've just released my slurry mountain."

by r. reid February 29, 2004