2 definitions by Sealion1616

Anoushka Style

When you give your kids a 4 pack of Gingerbread men from Greggs so you can slip round the back and make them a new brother or sister with a chap you just met in CEX 5 minutes ago.

Friend One: "I'm pregnant again"

Friend Two: "Damn how?"

Friend One: "I got Anoushka styled behind Greggs"

by Sealion1616 January 6, 2022

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 25, 2017