a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.
guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'
the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'
A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload 5.)fuckton.
John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.