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dirty, worn-out shoes that are way too long for the wearers feet
man look at those boats an his feet! lol
boats by robert lee johnson III April 29, 2012
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White people boats

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.
White people boats by ValC July 23, 2014

Tug boating 

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating
Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.
Tug boating by JB YO January 19, 2011

I know boats 

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.
person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'
I know boats by jcrc45 May 17, 2009

boatload 

A degree of how much there is of something; from least to greatest:
1.)a grip
2.)boatload
3.)shitload
4.)fuckload
5.)fuckton.
John: Hey how much homework to you have tonight?
Alex: I got a grip man...no wait, it's more. I'd say a little bit less than a shitload.
John: So, based on the universal scale, you would have a boatload?
Alex: Straight up.
boatload by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Boatilab 

Girl: I thought maybe we could cuddle today...
Guy: Shut up, now Boatilab!
Boatilab by Winne 4 April 20, 2010