Lord Farquaad

A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.

Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.

by Dangerlazer November 29, 2024

Hype lord - Hypelord

A hypelord has a Goth / Zumiez style along with multiple piercings, usually people who spend most of their time on Dead by Daylight or DayZ.

Hypelords spend their time yearning for online attention (clout).

Tommy: "Have you seen Meredy? Why has he suddenly started smoking so much weed and starting problems with people?"

Mia: "Yeah, he's such a pussy, almost like a hypelord."

Definition: Hype lord - Hypelord: an internet E-boy desperate for attention

by Meredy December 6, 2024

Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.

Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 7, 2024

Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Lord Hlad

Lay down on your bed and chant the following, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty." three times to summon him to get raped.

Shannon laid down and repeated, "Lord Hlad, deflower my body and be my shawty," 3 times and summoned him into the room, she was promptly deflowered by Lord Hlad.

by ludoplh the red nosed reindeer January 1, 2025

lord fartwad

a women with a large face and has a 30+ body count. she is also usually a b*tch

“do you guys hear that train?”—-“oh that’s just lord fartwad”

by lordfartwad.08 January 9, 2025