The Lazy Eye

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

Flashing the leather

In Hockey (roller or ice) flashing the leather refers to what happens when the goaltender makes an outstanding save with their glove, normally on a one-timer or otherwise very difficult shot.

Roberto Luongo is known for flashing the leather while robbing the other team.

by HockeyDrone May 28, 2011

Own the Libs

Things incels, right wing cucks, and losers say to shut down an argument and make them feel good about something in their shitty lives.

Karen was proclaming that "she own the libs" when all liberals get silent due to her startling stupidity

by theguywhopunchedbenshapiro July 23, 2020

giving the little man in the boat a nuggie

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.

when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.

by metalmanchip October 12, 2008

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

the lambert

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

by unknown random person April 5, 2005

in the loop

(adj.) in the ability to affect outcome of a situation, or knowledgeable of all aspects that are not given to outsiders.

He said no grunts were to be in the loop of the invasion until a day beforehand.


Kev was in the loop of thier social group, and tore them apart with lies.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 17, 2004