Tardogoloid 

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

Tardogoloid by Conqueror April 6, 2020

uber-tarded 

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

uber-tarded by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008

Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardicaca Shark by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

TARDIS Jacked 

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.

Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
____________________
The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!

TARDIS Jacked by Tantrauma January 12, 2009

TARDIS 

Doctor Who travels in a time machine called the TARDIS--- Time And Relative Dimension (Dimensions) In Space.

With the TARDIS The Doctor can travel to any point in time and space.

The inside of the TARDIS is larger then the outside.

The TARDIS used to have the ability to disguise itself according to its environment around it, but in 1963 when it landed in London it became “stuck” in the form of a police box. The Doctor has given up trying to fix it, because he has grown fond of the police box shape.

Also the vessel’s navigation system is old and unreliable, which is why The Doctor explores the universe at random.

"What is it?"

"Its the TARDIS, it's my ship"

TARDIS by Stefani Bigaran September 16, 2005

Tardgasm

A hybrid word combining Retard and Orgasm. Describes inappropriate behavior or an exaggerated, inappropriate burst of joy.

The word of the day was said on the Peewee Herman show and everyone had a tardgasm.

Tardgasm by Jason's shoes hurt April 16, 2008

tardscream 

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.

Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.

tardscream by RabD February 3, 2007