Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018

Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 11, 2023

Sleep Dreaming

When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)

Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming

by NotWhatislofe May 27, 2022

don’t shit where you sleep

A saying that basically means, don’t fuck up in a place you have to be around, examples include school, work or your home

“That guy sold dope out of his mom’s house and his parents called the cops on him. I guess this is a reminder, don’t shit where you sleep at.”

by George N. May 2, 2025

Sleep

Something that i long for

Ugh i rlly wanna get some SLEEP...

by get the bleach January 31, 2020

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick April 18, 2011