Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.
by I want sleep April 6, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020
Get the sleeping contestmug. by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. An incredibly common Furby glitch that never allows the Furby to wake up, even if it's not in a dark place.
Mostly seen in Furbies that haven't been used in a long time.
Also used with the acronym "MSA".
Mostly seen in Furbies that haven't been used in a long time.
Also used with the acronym "MSA".
me: I just found my old 1998 Furby in my closet. Turns out it was affected with Me Sleep Again. How do I fix this?
friend: idk, just look it up on youtube or something
friend: idk, just look it up on youtube or something
by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021
Get the Me Sleep Againmug. When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
Get the sleep divorcemug. after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
Side effects include:
Calling concerts “rituals.”
Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”
Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.
Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.
Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
Get the sleep tokenmug.