dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets

Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.

by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016

Fat pie

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.

G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."

by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012

Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021

Milk Pie

A sexual act in which you have a mouthful of milk (preferably whole milk) and then you aggressively motor boat someone's taint

Hey man, how was last night??

Oh dude!! It was crazy! I gave this girl a super wet milk pie!!

by peter37 August 11, 2014

MeeChow Pie

When you cum inside petes anal cavity while tame films and gikey eats lo mein noodles while screaming MeeChow!!!

Oh dude you ever give your bestie a MeeChow Pie? It's orally amazing!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy August 23, 2021

Wanger Pie

coloquial geordi for...'not very good man!!'

"why ai man, that club is wanger pie like".
or
"look man, that fat lass been eating a lot of wanger pie!"
or
"thats wanger"!

by Harry-French Massive April 21, 2004

pimp pie

a fake pimp

that nigga is a pimp pie

by stuart downie September 9, 2003