squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

camel's nose

A camel's nose is sort of like a camel toe in a sense, except instead of the downstairs area of a woman the camel's nose is an awkwardly sized nose that puts people off when viewed

"That camel's nose is freakish and unsettling, my brain can't get around how ones nose looks this way"

by Pusseh slayah January 26, 2016

nose coma

When you smell way too many fragrances and your nose starts burning inside

Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."

by Insomniate March 14, 2016

No Nose

Voldemort

No nose’s face is so fugly

by 23dogeman23 November 13, 2018

Motor nosing

Where someone spreads one ass cheeks and places their nostrils just inside the butthole of some one and vigorously blows out all there snot and boogers into their butthole

Hey babe.. I love it when you wake me up while you are motor nosing the fuck outta me.

by 2ndtunun July 8, 2017

True to the nose

A literal or figurative "smell test" of something or someone

"Hey, is that milk still good?", "Ya for sure, its true to the nose" or like "Hey, do you think we can trust her?" "Ya think so, she at least seems true to the nose"

by Gambizzit July 24, 2017