dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Date

When 2 people like eachother just date do it do it now no balls u won’t
I like you let’s date” “okay
by Lickme April 16, 2021
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AJ's date

AJ's date to formal is REDACTED
by ajklein_07 February 23, 2022
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.
Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.
by seijaku April 17, 2013
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Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.
Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"
by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020
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