they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

Andy Dick

An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.

Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021

dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Porn Dick

When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much

I had the worst porn dick i need to stop whackin it

by ElijahKreindel September 1, 2009

Stank Dick

To fuck a chick and have your dick smell like pussy afterwards

Mike Beaver-Aye son where you at?
Bender Over- Im at cathys house now. Im bout to get that stank dick. Ill hit ya up later

by PseudoNympho666 January 5, 2015