Chris Joke 

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh

Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.

Chris Joke by KitoKirito June 1, 2017

chris curry 

a deliscious substance found in a columbia that rapes you in the butt with its manly tan thighs then has hardening erections that shoots out random spices in alphabetical order.

"The" chris curry of the indian hills made me numb for days.

chris curry by sexanddrugs September 13, 2009

Chris Browned  

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

Chris Browned by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Chris Chan 

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.

Chris Chan are the best bros

Chris Chan by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022

Chris LIFE 

the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.

"Did Chris LIFE make varsity?"
No (insert Coop face...)

Chris LIFE by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010

Chris Beat Em Down Brown

Chris Brown's new nickname after he beat up Rihanna.

White Guy: Did you see Rihanna's battered up face after Chris Beat Em Down Brown got to her?
Black Oreo: Yea, he was really mad, dude.

Chris Beat Em Down Brown by apimpnamedpernell March 12, 2009

Chris Crocker 

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube

Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag

Chris Crocker by Ignoranus September 30, 2007