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A girl who’s totally fucking gay. She’s cool and all and she’s a good friend but she’s gay af.
Cristy ur gay af lmao

Morning Crust 

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.
Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.
Morning Crust by NewbCube December 30, 2008

crotch crust 

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.
I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.
crotch crust by Alan October 1, 2004
shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.
Cruster by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crustache 

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.
"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"
crustache by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

crustina 

crustina (n.) a girl with a dirty unwashed pussy
She wanted me to go down on her but the smell made me gag once I got within a foot of it. She's a total crustina.