Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.

“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”

by WordManForever June 11, 2024

concernedape

the game dev all developers want to be

Player 1: I just love Concernedape!
Player 2: I know right! He's so based

by anonymous June 16, 2024

Connection

A narcotics supplier.

She introduced Jean to several of her male drug connections.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

concern trolling

When a person gaslights you into feeling or looking vulnerable or needy for their fake help and hence, inferior. It's a way of domineering over you by establishing a power dynamic where they get to control your life, order you around and you're supposed to feel grateful to be treated like a dog. May be part of a smear campaign, triangulation and poisoning the well of your general reputation. Common to narcissists but everyone has done this at some point, we usually grow out of it after school. They will interrogate you for slander and ruin under the guise of politeness. Social sabotage and attempted social murder.

e.g. "I'm just worried about you" or "are you okay? you seem XYZ" Classic form of concern trolling, weaponised by controlling men and women who otherwise have no recourse to control you in that situation. May speak to you like an abusive parent to a naughty child. Boundary violation is the purpose.
"People have been talking about you so I just came to check how you are." Triangulation method, they're the problem. They are smearing you.
"You look terrible/tired" or "You seem so sad, secretly, can I help?" Interference and belittlement gaslights.
"Are you SURE you're okay?" wearing you down with resistance to their interrogations. Happens in the workplace too.

by paint88 June 30, 2024

Conferenstipated

When your colon rage-quits during a multi-day conference after long flights, mainlining coffee, junk food, and allergies to sitting on public toilets.

This is Day 5 of CiscoLive and I’m conferenstipated so badly that my colon just sent me a 503 Service Unavailable and has been holding a silent sit-in longer than most protests.

by de45 February 17, 2026

Coner

A man who can't afford a dildo, so he uses a hotdog for replacement.

My dad was a coner back in the day. He still is, unfortunately.

by lestigtrippy February 20, 2026

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024