Brokemantic 

A person who tries to be romantic, but lacks funds to completely do so.

Girl: "My boyfriend took me out last night and all we did was walk around the park!"
Friend: "You need to get rid of him, he's nothing but a brokemantic!"

Brokemantic by MissLin July 6, 2011

Broken Dog 

Willow- a bird dog that hunts butterflies, grasshoppers, or any thing else that is not a bird!

Willow- broken dog- is a bird dog that has no knowledge on hunting birds, but will point on grasshoppers, butterflies or anything else that moves, but not a bird!

Broken Dog by Twist of Cain October 18, 2011

broken science 

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format

Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.

broken science by M@RT!N October 8, 2011

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

Broke the bank in Monte Carlo by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013

broke dicker 

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.

Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!

broke dicker by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013

broken mouth 

An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.

Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."

broken mouth by Phosgore January 1, 2014

broken bagel 

The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.

Short Sarah Breaks many many bagels. At once. Broken bagel

broken bagel by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014