Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya for reference.

Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty

by chwebb August 22, 2020

boatfucker

Paedophile slang for paedophiles who attract the attention of the police by outrageous behaviour.

Believed to originate from Jeffrey Epstein’s Wall Street nickname

I think we have to cut loose Billy, busting into that crèche was absolutely boatfucker behaviour, he could bring the whole ring down

by Boatsexualcrabknower September 10, 2020

Boat

A thing that rocks on wet stuff

Look at the boat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

BOAT

Boat is another term for bitches

yo u tryna smoke this pressure then pick up some boats?

by Nahmii October 1, 2020

Boat_Man

A user on the forbidden platform who is obsessed with becoming Gardevoirs sex slave

Person 1: "Hey it's a Pokemon feature! We don't see those much anymore!"
Person 2: "Dude stay away from the comment section. You never know if you'll find Boat_Man"
Person 1: "Who's Boat_Man?"
Person 2: "let's just say, you better hope you're not a gardevoir"

by Forty_IF October 9, 2020

Boat

A Long v shaped tray of folded aluminum foil used to smoke meth with

We broke the pipe thinking the cops were here so now we’re smoking off the boat .

by Dope pipe Willy October 10, 2020

Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020