quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

motivation alcohol

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.

Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.

by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood

If you love Fullmetal Alchemist, It's sequel show is so great that it is better than the original. Don't believe me? It is Number 19 on IMDb's top rated tv shows and Number 1 on MyAnimeList

Hey, let's go watch some Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood.

by Fuckyouguys February 5, 2021

young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021

Non alcoholic

Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.

Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.

Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer

by the unbreakable 420710H December 9, 2021