Dick butt

When your dick smells like butt or stinky asshole

I rubbed the head of my penis and it smelled like dick butt

by Beast Gohan January 5, 2025

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

Dick

A thing that tells a man what to do

The Dick "I'm standing now"
The man that say a cute girl "down she's with her husband"

The Dick "would you like to go out with me"

by Wenny_Da_Pu December 2, 2019

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Dick Buddy

Someone of the male gender you frequently hook up with, but it's nothing serious

Hey, did you see Bob yesterday?

Yeah I did. He's my dick buddy.
Oh wow, thanks Bob very nice!

by michaelscottlovesme August 21, 2019

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020