my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023

Shaketh My Headeth

A fancier way of announcing your head-shaking action

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see the new My Little Pony episode?"
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."

by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Flood my guts

When you want a man to ejaculate into your ass. Also flood your guts.

Your cock feels so good in my ass, come on baby flood my guts!

by Jelrod78 July 28, 2022

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.

Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020