sipping my ocean

Someone ate ur pussy

Justin Timerlake was sipping my ocean yesterday

by Benjy July 16, 2016

clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.

Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.

by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by Jason July 11, 2016

On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.

I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.

by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016

fuck off my grass

Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.

Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense

by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016