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boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016
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Cock of the year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.
by onebombtom March 18, 2024
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Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.
Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80
by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017
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30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.
I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.
by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017
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11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.
11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.
by aPeerson February 20, 2024
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One year of tiktok

One year of tiktok is long enough to be considered as old user because it has only been 3 years since its launce. This for a group of researchers struggling to find a related literature
I've been using One year of tiktok and I know a lot.
by blankkkeu November 24, 2020
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10,000 years ago

Describes a mythical age, where a plague didn't ravage the world, the Internet and news weren't full of nutters, no one was setting the planet on fire for stupid, ugly, JPEGs, and everything made sense (circa: before 2016).
Oh, yeah. I met him in a party 10,000 years ago. Oh, when exactly? Summer 2015, I think…
by tariqk March 7, 2022
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