cactus waffle 

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

cactus waffle by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

twat waffle by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

spicy waffle 

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

spicy waffle by truenolies December 29, 2014

girls waffle 

It's a women's vagina

Hey chase did you see that girls waffle sticking out?

girls waffle by knowledge freak January 23, 2015

kush waffle 

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

kush waffle by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

kush waffle 

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

kush waffle by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

Twat Waffle by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015