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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
mugGet the toilet seat warmermug.

toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
mugGet the toilet envymug.

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

skibidi toilet

its a stupid word of a youtube thing yeah why do people use this word unironically
1: skibidi toilet
2: what
1: u dont have skibidi toilet hahahaha
2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you
by anonymous August 6, 2024
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

be the toilet

The toilet is a great example of quality in engineering, because it has reached a level of quality where we generally take it for granted. Be the toilet
by mcsomeone April 7, 2021
mugGet the be the toiletmug.

disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea
She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift
by splob February 23, 2022
mugGet the disco toiletmug.

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