tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

by dwillard May 17, 2008

Tit City

A term for when people go to a cosmetic surgeon to have their breasts augmented. They are given a brochure to look through, with all the different permutations available.

"Wow, have you seen the amount of boobs in this book?" "Yes, it's like being in Tit City!"

by Craig October 10, 2004

jesus tits

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

by Klaireabell October 23, 2007

basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)

those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

peperoni tits

A man or woman with tits the size of peperoni or larger.

Whoa! She has peperoni tits!

by jjccc14 June 20, 2007

Barbie Tits

Tits that are big but they show no sign of a cleavage and they're shiny.

Friend: You have barbie tits today.
Me: Well, what do you know, I do! They're practically glowing!

by Bam Bam the Lackey January 31, 2010

Q-tits

Q-tits = Breast feeding tits that look like this> QQ

On the subway I got a really good look at this 20ish Hispanic woman's Q-tits when she was nursing and she dropped her little baby blanket.

QQ

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006