Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Simp ass Nigga

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts

Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.

by wavyali December 23, 2019

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

CEO of simp-nation

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse

Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

simp.4.harrystyles

one of the hottest people ever, she is so kind and wonderful <3

omg i love simp.4.harrystyles too she's amazing

by roxxyyy June 20, 2021