Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.

A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”

by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022

Jersey

Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.

A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :

“I just wanna touch her thighs...”

by That Unlucky Guy At Her School October 7, 2019

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025

parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition

Parsippany New Jersey is urban hell

by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021

jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.

I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial

by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025