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jersey tuck

jersey tuck is lover to joseph clemmons!! she is a preppy pookie bear wookie and doesnt like sour sweets. shes bestie westies with alyx wasabi apples and will die of pain of track and excess mountain dew.
by alex bolden March 5, 2025
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Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.
Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”
by ug123 May 9, 2025
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Jerseytard

A stupid sports fan that wears a completely unrelated jersey to attend a game. Yankees and LSU fans are notorious jerseytard.
Chris went to the Dodgers-Padres game with us and he wore his Notre Dame football jersey---total Jerseytard.
by Ron Mexico#7 June 14, 2025
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jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes
a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick
b: “dhdiodksneudu”
by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
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Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.
“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night
by kucktricia December 2, 2025
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Jersey string cheese

When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it
"Hey babe, I got some jersey string cheese here for ya, come clean a nigga up
by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026
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Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"
by D73 December 26, 2007
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