Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

slanging ham

Throwing that dick on a bitch

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night

by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019

Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.

"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"

by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019

Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018