Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly

"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"

by 459395 March 19, 2023

The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

Happy family

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

Happy family- Ez and Aro - Aro like a Ez but Ez dont like aro- So aro very sad if Ez doesn't agree with it.

by Ez and aro April 24, 2023

half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023

Meadows Family Maccas

Tru Blu manager loves havin a crack at the minors in and out of the pokie room
Peter Peter Minor eater

Hey wanna go to meadows Family Maccas,

Nah I go to high school I'm Kelly's taste
Peter Petey James Will eat me

by Rkellie June 26, 2023

10 family feasts

The average KFC order for one Samoan person

(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok

by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023

Forced Family

Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.

Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.

by Eumelia_the_Witch July 24, 2023