Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.

"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."

by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014

Sabrina carpenter

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

Carpediem

A Runescape word for the best clan out there. Also known as seizing the day, raping children.

"Dude Jimmy, I'm so ready to Carpediem some kids!" Said Alan. "FFS I KNOW ITS GONNA BE 1337!@!@!@!" SAID ALAN.

by Inub June 9, 2010

caper

someone who wears clothes that don't match at all

that bitch is a damn caper

by Deming April 13, 2008

carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.

guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro

by mikey1877 May 16, 2010

Carpet Bomb

For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.

I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!

by sylough April 25, 2009

capeshit

someone who has an obsession over a person and is overly attached to them in an unhealthy way, but is also a piece of shit in everyway.

"damn stop being a capeshit it's creepy"

by Jaehyun February 15, 2019