Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

Rosé Carpet

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her

Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet

by mymatemadetherosecarpet May 9, 2018

nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry

nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

by emosarah May 16, 2018

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person

Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend

by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018