Cat with a cream flavored arsehole 

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

coffee cream butt cheeks 

When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".

That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.

coffee cream butt cheeks by 2K4RSXS December 14, 2008

penis cream 

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

penis cream by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Full Cream Beast 

See 'Full Beast'.

Even better than that.

Imagine what you would expect to be the best- a full cream beast is even better than that.

Unpresidentedly good.

Actually origionatess from Drug slang for a bong/lung/waterfall etc. that contained so much hashish that it appeared cream in colour.

'Look, its the second coming of Christ!'

'Wow! That's a Full Cream Beast!'

Full Cream Beast by Idlevice February 28, 2005

Dirty Cream 

(also dirty creme) Used to refer to the semen or "creme" of any guy who has contracted an STD. Can be used as a warning. Dirty Creamer is used to refer to the guy carrying the disease.

Girl 1- That guy over there is really cute. I think I might go talk to him.

Girl 2- Oh no, you don't want him. I heard he got that dirty cream.

Girl 1- Omg, nevermind then.

Dirty Cream by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

sailor's sour cream 

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.

Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.

sailor's sour cream by Del Millard February 11, 2006

Garlic Scented Penis Cream 

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

Garlic Scented Penis Cream by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008