banana nut bread 

Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.

.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....

banana nut bread by Rupert the great! October 14, 2016

banana horning 

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

banana horning by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023

Crusty Banana 

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

Crusty Banana by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

Natural Banana Lube 

Banana Lube...

You're on top of a hot guy stroking his cock and he's ready to get off. What the fuck? Neither of you brought any lube? What the mother fucking hell were you thinking?

You scurry off to the kitchen in your blue dream haze to find some Crisco... Damn, Mom must have used it all on the last batch of cookies. You turn. You see a banana. You immediately think of the baking skills your mother taught you. That's right... You remember what happens to banana when you mush it in a bowl... It gets wet and slimy.

You quickly grab the banana, run back into the room, ask your hot victim if he trusts you, and all while not waiting for the answer, open the banana, mush it in your hands, and rub it all over his throbbing cock.

He squeals in pleasure, and the room smells like banana cream pie.

The end.

Have you ever made your man squeal using some natural banana lube on his hot steamy throbbing cock?

Natural Banana Lube by RyedMstr January 12, 2016

Peelin' the Banana 

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

Peelin' the Banana by MuddKatt July 16, 2007

Banana Masher 

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

Banana Masher by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005

Banana Knife 

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

Banana Knife by Baggamuss January 30, 2008