Touchebag 

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

Touchebag by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchdowns 

noun - a term used to describe a woman's breasts. The word's origin stems from the word "titties" which also is slang for a woman's breasts.

The phonetic pronunciation of "tittes" is almost identical to the abreviation for touchdowns commonly known as "TD's".

The word is always used in a complimentary manner.

In conversation:

"Hey Joe how about our waitress last night."

"I know did you see the touchdowns on her?...just perfect."

touchdowns by Nightriderjoe October 8, 2009

touch a tit 

something pasko has yet to experiance and by the looks of things he will cease to exist before he completes this.

his 'mates: fuck you go touch a tit and wear a new t-shit

touch a tit by bundooola April 1, 2003

tail toucher 

a gay man. touches ass. fucks ass. gay.

"omg dude did you hear alan`s a tail toucher.
ewww"

tail toucher by kirsty006 June 20, 2007

Purple Touch 

Everyone who sees you falls in love.

"Jessica has a that Purple Touch."
"what? she isn't that popular."
"I don't know, dude. half the people I know have the hots for her."

Purple Touch by Notme10852 April 15, 2021

torched 

a word describing your gramatic defeat

Joe: see i told that 9+5=12

Kenny: nahh my dude its 14

Joe: ohh yeah

Kenny: your so torched, don't you feel dumb

torched by lylahh November 7, 2009

touch down

1.A derogatory term for some one with down syndrome
2.To insult someone by saying they have a touch of down syndrome

Guy1: Wow Josh is such a touch down!

Guy2: I know! So are Zack and Mark.

touch down by Jizzy June 19, 2006