Beat Neck Rough

The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.

Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.

Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.

by Charlie Scott Manchester III June 19, 2010

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

flippen-red-neck

a flippin readneck is a sick ass republican who is rasist and arrogent like most repulicans are

look at bush. what a flippin redneck

by xXxMissyxXx September 22, 2005

Imma neck you

To give or recieve head or oral sex.

Imma neck you so hard tonight.

by FRUITLOOP21 October 4, 2017

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

that woman has no neck!

A strange looking species of female who seemingly appears to have no neck, merely a head protruding from shoulders. These peculiar beings often choose to inhabit polluted, crowded areas such as train stations and flea markets.

Oh my god. Look over there... That woman has no neck!

by Gingerpeopleburneasily September 30, 2009

shit on his neck

tohave sexual relationinthe anus

She had sex and shit on his neck.

by Chico December 8, 2004