Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".

Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!

by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013

Screepong

To go to bed. Sleep. Get some rest.

I'm going to go screepong.

by thecrays October 6, 2013

sleepbate

When you violently masturbate while you are completely asleep and dreaming about a lesbian

"Oh my god, I sleepbated about that girl last night."

by SEXYBIOTCH February 17, 2014

Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014

Sleep taco

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.

person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.

by lolo123lolol123 November 17, 2013

sleeperbation

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.

I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.

by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014

sleepbow

Verb: when someone elbows you, most cases the face, when they are sleeping.

I got a bruise on my head, you must have sleepbowed me last night.

by throwingboes April 23, 2014