When an individual sexually pleasures him/herself in a room (usually a dorm room) with another person in it, but the other person doesn't know. Typically the person that doesn't know is asleep or drunk.
Girl 1: Hey roommate, if a tree falls in the woods but nobody hears it, does it really make a sound?
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
Girl 2: Bitch don't get all philosophical n shit on me I know you fucked yourself last night.
Girl 1: fml
by Mr.nj April 12, 2016
Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?
Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
by k_saymit February 12, 2022
by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020
When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you
by javier montanyze June 28, 2011
by shockin mclaughlin April 27, 2014
by youdontnnedtoknow January 12, 2021
That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.
by Timmeh-San April 23, 2009