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lesbian luggage 

After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.
"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."
lesbian luggage by ef.this September 17, 2019

Lesbian Crack 

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo
have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!
Lesbian Crack by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020
Get's mistaken commonly for an American person.
person 1: I'm a lesbian.
person 2: Oh, I thought you were American.
Lesbian by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

lesbian to a 45-degree angle

"See, we're lesbian to a 45-degree angle."
The thing i turn all girls that look at me
*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.
Lesbian by Utmom December 10, 2020
A woman or fem nonbinary person who is exclusively attracted to other women.
Not here for men's enjoyment, no, you can't "join in"
Kestrel and Valerie are married. They are Lesbian.
Lesbian by anonymous December 22, 2020