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lesbian luggage 

After lesbians inevitably move in together after just starting to date and immediately break up, the new-ex's belongings are swiftly put into garbage bags and put out on the front porch for them to collect without having to have yet another fight.

"Why's that garbage bag on the front porch?" "Oh, that's Carole's lesbian luggage. We broke up yesterday."

lesbian luggage by ef.this September 17, 2019