Karen

A woman, usually middle aged with blonde hair, and always thinks she's in the right, who whenever someone tries to ask her to stop, either calls the police or ask to speak to the manager

store clerk:" ma'am I will have to ask you to put on a mask or leave"
Karen:" this is infringing on my rights as an American, i demand to speak to your manager"
store worker:" well ma'am, *chuckels* I AM THE MANAGER"
Karen:" NANI, IMPOSSIBLE"

by Bertholdt Hoover April 15, 2021

Karen (kei)

Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)

If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you

by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022

Kegel of Karens

As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.

“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”

by Kdubbs326 July 6, 2023

Karen

An angry, middle-aged, white lady who gets upset at the smallest inconvenience. Karens think they are above everyone and have the worst fashion sense. Anything different from Karen is immediately seen as a threat, and she will make it known she is upset by throwing a temper tantrum in a public environment.

Person A: Oh no, Karen's yelling at the barista again.
Person B: Really?! That's so Karen. What's she saying?
Karen: I asked for a mocha latte, NOT a latte mocha! Are you retarded or something?! Do you know who I am?! LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR A MASK! OMG I'M DYING SOMEONE SAVE MEEE

by BlackIrishDrumstick February 2, 2022

Karen

A blonde bitch
Doesn’t whoop ass
Pixie cut with sun visor
Usually drives a van with around 4 children

Shankiwka: This damn lady need to beat her kids ass

Karen: No! That’s child abuse.

by Captain_Cockpit November 18, 2019

Karenize

(Verb)

(1) A Karen who does what Karens usually do towards people.
(2) Actions toward a person which is usually executed by Karens.

This Karen proceeded to Karenize me at the mall earlier. She was yelling at me and totally looked crazy while searching for the manager to get me fired.

by ISaidWutISaid December 14, 2023

Karen

If you searched this because somebody called you a Karen, then let me explain some things. First, masks don't suffocate you they are safe to wear and you should respect the wishes of a business owner when they ask you to wear one. Second, seek professional help and stop taking the divorce out on public servants and retail/food service workers. Your husband didn't leave you because the Wendy's worker forgot to give you ketchup with your fries. Third, delete facebook for Pete's sake. Most of the mental illnesses you've contracted result from chronic use of that God forsaken website.

Wendy's cashier: Alright who's pretending to be the Manger this time?
Cook: Oh brother is it that same Karen we had last week?

by Barry the Bubumber June 9, 2024