isfandiyor

A fat shit who constantly goes to burger concept and indulges in burgers all day. His name scares people who read it because they instantly think of terrorism and 9/11.

guy 1 - Im going to burger concept

guy 2 - don't tell Isfandiyor, he's too fat anyways

by IamHim6969 December 19, 2023

IFANDBUT

Short form for the popular version of the saying "if and or buts about it"

Mother to child: No you cannot go to the store, there is no "ifandbuts"

by darrenk November 9, 2008

islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.

me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.

by associatedwnyc August 5, 2009

Island High

Island High: the mood you 're in to, while you re back in the city, everything sounds (and really is) annoying but doesn't really mind, cause all you think of is the island.
It is usually caused after short, but filling vacation under warm sun, sandy clothes and lots of booze.
The effect fades away day by day.
If the affection is still active after a good night sleep, you should pack and go back where you ve lost your mind.

Hey, he just took your spot in the queue!

Who? Where? Oh yeah, nevermind, i m still Island High

by cascade_cat October 4, 2011

Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"

by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012

island effect

An effect that happens to men in regards to only seeing ugly women for an extended period of time, in which they begin to see ugly women as attractive.

This consistently happens to men who work too much, and dont go out often. Especially in low paying, night shift jobs.

Its called the island effect because one is isolated from the attractive, outside world.

Duderbroseph: I dunno what it is about Esmeralda, but she really seems hot lately

Sane person: uhhh... when was the last time you went somewhere besides work and home?

Duderbroseph: i dunno, like a month?

Sane: Island effect.

Duderbroseph: Shit...

by poopiehead1234x5xx August 6, 2012

Island Of Doom

The New England Patriots Defense. It can be shortened to "IOD" and this definition fits the Patriots defense perfectly. There defense has not been this amazing since 2004.

The Patriots Island of doom has captured another player, in Doug Baldwin. He cannot get past their defense!

by wesleysnapes February 8, 2015