Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Hole Humper

Most commonly used in 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. Somebody who spends defence preround proned, watching a drone hole.

"There's a hole humper on site"

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Border hoppers

Border hoppers are a type of rabbit commonly found in Mexico. The border hopper got it's name for it's ability to jump very high. High enough to jump over walls up to 10 feet high.

Person 1- Hey, have you seen the documentary about Border hoppers?
Person 2- The one about Mexicans? Yeah.
Person 1- No, the rabbit.

by iAmARedBird January 19, 2025

border hopper

A slur for immigrants, implying the sole purpose for seeking asylum is to gain welfare benefits.

"those border hoppers are only good for mowing the grass"
"dude what the fuck"

by anonymous February 1, 2025

Sandbox hopper

Usually a person who does track and field the long jump. I hate trackies and will forever call them dirty sandbox hoppers

“Ugh look at that dirty sandbox hopper” when seeing somebody you don’t like do the long jump

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Stuffy humper

Someone who humps stuffed animals

That girl is a stuffy humper,

by The dog down the street April 1, 2025

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

by 15Crossed April 30, 2025