Happy Dolphin

The act of ramming your erect member into a females anus. The noise the female emits often resembles the "Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin", which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the Northern Pacific Ridge. For more information visit your local library.

The Poster above clearly doesn't know what a Happy Dolphin Is.

by Shotgun22 October 1, 2008

Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".

Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!

by Nine December 17, 2004

Happy Valley

The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.

"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"

by HPV6 February 1, 2009

Happy meter

Male genitalia, Penis, cock, dick, little richard, etc.

I was watching porn last night and my happy meter went up.

by I wish I had a happy meter! July 11, 2006

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007

HappyBanana

A gleeful banana full of joy and wonder.

HappyBanana and BabyMatt had "fun" last night.

by bricklyn April 1, 2010

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011