Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

Facebook-Snub

When you see a facebook friend in real-life that you know only through facebook, and they pretend not to know you. And vice versa.

"She's pretending she doesn't see me, I've been facebook-snubbed!" BOOTY FACEBOOK SNUB

by Salvy Blaze September 22, 2011

Fack-Shiggity-Shak

What you may say when you really want to swear because you're excited or otherwise, but the congregation, support group or other prude association that you're affiliated with may be offended if you outright swear.

"Fack-Shiggity-Shak" I just won the lottery!
"Just stubbed my big toe, Fack-Shiggity-Shak that hurt!"

by AMdoctorlove November 21, 2011

Face Virgin

A girl who refuses to kiss her boyfriend after dating for at least a month.

Boy 1: Oh my gosh!
Boy 2: What bro?
Boy 1: I've been dating this girl for three months and she still won't kiss me!
Boy 2: Ugh, what a face virgin.

by formerfacevirgin December 5, 2011

Facebook favor

The act of asking a friend to do something on your behalf on Facebook, because you don't have access to Facebook. Usually because you deleted your Facebook.

"Hey David, I need a Facebook favor. Can you look up Sarah and see if she got back in a relationship with that one dude. I'd do it myself but I deleted my Facebook."

by MikeyJonesDawg February 16, 2012

Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .

I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.

by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013