Defression 

A person who pretends to have depression so they can draw attention to themselves.

Kendrick has defression.

Defression by Tanner 420 June 11, 2018

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita 

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

Depressengers 

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

Depressengers by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Depressichino 

A person who is usually abnormally happy or smiley that suddenly becomes 'normal' aka depressed ✨

"Amelia has turned into a depressichino today"

Depressichino by Shusshii July 6, 2021

depressive black metal

A sub genre of the black metal art, where the music plays a very dark, almost depressing atmosphere that gives you the gloomy, sad impression on life, depressing you with the desperate cry of haunted screams, to the slow, suicidal vibe of guitars. Good examples of depressive black metal are Nocturnal Depression, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Xasthur, and Shining.

Nocturnal Depression's "Soundtrack To A Suicide" is a very bleak, depressive black metal album.

depressive black metal by Teeler February 2, 2008

Depressi spaghetti 

When your depressi so you get upsetti and need some spaghetti

i is depressi spaghetti

Depressi spaghetti by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

depressingly optimistic 

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

depressingly optimistic by Vully November 4, 2011